Mathboy is the iPhone App Store's best customer because every time a game is released he buys it before anyone else and "cracks" it, this cracking takes the form of running a readily available program on his newly purchased app and adding his 'name' to fllename before uploading it to a file sharing site. Presumably he does this because he likes to imagine thousands of thieves think he is somehow cool. They don't care, they just want free stuff.
When I finally track down Mathboy IRL I will shove his jailbroken iPhone up his ass sideways.
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