1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.
2. Where fun goes to die.
3. A college where kids run away during orientation.
4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.
5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."
"what the fuck is that?"
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