Martha's Vineyard is an island 4.5 miles south of Cape Cod. It is a shithole where rich people drink alcohol, smoke pot, and have sex. The tourists are all rich.
Global warming will cause the polar ice caps to melt, thus raising the ocean levels, thus finally submerging the entire island of Shithole Martha's Vineyard.
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