A term used to describe the level of intoxication caused by alcohol. When a person has reached Marshall Status, they have exceeded their alcohol tolerance by a ridiculous amount. Symptoms: extreme vomiting, unconsciousness, and often accompanied by alcohol poisoning. People who reach Marshall Status also typically behave this way at house parties, and end up sleeping on a pull-out couch in the owner's house, who they probably have never met before.
Guy 1: "How drunk is he? Holy shit, that's a lot of throw up."
Guy 2: "He has definitely reached Marshall Status. Did you find the thermometer? We need to make sure his body temperature hasn't dropped, that means he has alcohol poisoning and we have to take them to the hospital. Fuck, he puked on my shoe."
Guy 3: "Oh my fucking god, he baptized my fucking couch in vomit! what the fuck!"
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