A Gaming icon all over the world
Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.
After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.
Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.
He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.
After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again
Toadstool: "Thank You Mario! But or princess is in another castle!"
Mario: "Aww GOD DAMMIT!"
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