Damn it, she's my future wife! Even If I have to bio-genetically clone her!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!
Mariah Carey is so hot, I'd even sit through "Glitter" for her. If I had a machine to do so, I'd make her Giant Sized just so there would be more of her.
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