The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:
first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.
Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!
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