One can calculate the overall physical attractiveness of a female by entering values into the Man Formula.
The formula is derived as follows. One can conclude that tits are greater than ass on general principle. In addition, tits are better than everything because you can titifuck. Titifucking, while the shit, is nothing compared to actual pussy, therefore, pussy is greater than everything.
The reason for dividing by face is because if the face is zero, that bitch should not even be considered. She does not exist.
Keso: Yo my nig, according to the Man Formula, I should be tapping that ass.
Zach: Naw you dumb African, her face is a zero. She does not exist.
Keso: Nigga you are gay and rude.
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