The biggest Mall in the United States. You think it's big, but then you go and you're like "THIS is what I've been dying to see???" Being a native Minnesotan I never had to go through the dissapointment of seeing the mall for the first time. It's only big because there is an amusement park in the middle and an aquarium in the basement and nightclubs and a theater on the 4th floor.
Chick from Utah: "I'm so excited to go to the Mall of America!"
Chick from Minnesota: "It's nice and all, but don't get your hopes up kid."
*after they arrive*
Chick from Utah: "Fuck this!"
Chick from MN: "Told ya so"
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