You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.
-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!
-I'll be your magic lizard!
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