a catty, cut-throat person that is completely spineless and unable to make a single decision. This person measures his/her worth by the number of meetings s/he can schedule for themselves or how long s/he can spend at lunch. Characteristics include no interpersonal skills, no business acumen, and lack of ability to perform simple tasks like dress and feed themselves.
Disclaimer: All names appearing in this definition are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
One day my MacDonaldment asked me to submit a status report concerning a project I was working on. I asked the MacDonaldment if tomorrow would be soon enough. The MacDonaldment replied with "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!"
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