Yet another institute of technology with students just as stuck up and snobby as their counterparts down the street. Most students here think they're too cool for Caltech, yet they wouldn't have the balls or honor to survive at Caltech. Oftentimes students will beat you up if you say Caltech is more hardcore (it is by the way) because they clearly have an inferiority complex. If you don't want to put up with elitist and feminist douchebaggery and if you have any honor, go to Caltech instead.
MIT Student: Caltech sucks man! You guys have like no party scene and you guys aren't as prestigious as we are.
Caltech Student: Woah you clearly have problems! We just handed out T-shirts and called you "That other institute of technology" as a form of legitimate free speech. You guys on the other hand responded by stealing our cannon, which is illegal and goes against the seventh commandment. We have a simple honor code while you guys need a sophisticated computer network, frat parties, and prestige just to feel safe and socially accepted. Have you any decency left?
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