A 10-square-mile retirement home on the Welsh border, UK. It is a fine place to go if you want to meet old people or chavs since there really isn't much else there.
Many Ludlovians also enjoy the pleasures of shagging sheep, an activity local to the bordering country of Wales.
In the heart of Ludlow is Sandpits, home of many a 13-year-old prostitute and their male counterparts who enjoy nothing more than swaggering around with an unlit cigarette hanging out of their mouth pretending to be "hard".
"I'll knock your fookin' 'ed in mate I'm from Ludlahhhhh!" - small child in Ludlow.
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