The ability to forget that one owns a cellar device due to intoxication.
Sorry I didn't text you back last night, I get a bad case of Lossofphonia when I drink.
Guy A: "Dude James hasn't texted me or returned any of my phone calls, what's up with him?"
Guy B: "He's probably drunk. He has Lossofphonia when we drinks."
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