People that once cruised Business Loop 70 in Columbia Missouri in their automobile during the sixties, seventies, and early eighties. Loopers could be identified in action by the muscle cars they drove, and later by the mullets they wore. In normal social circles, they could be picked out when the words "header" or "holley carb" became the focus of conversation. Loopers were known to exist on a diet the primarily consisted of Dairy Queen, or Mugs Up chili dogs. Loopers are largely extinct, with few of the muscle cars still in service, but mostly existing as objects obscured by grass and weeds. As for the mullets, some things never change.
Passenger A: "Hey, check out that looper next to us."
Passenger B: "He is listening to Deep Purple."
Passenger A: "Is that a chick with him?"
Passenger B: "It's hard to tell, the hairdo is the same and they are both wearing flannel shirts and chewing skoal."
**the light changes and the looper squeals away from the light leaving our observers behind.
"Like..WOW...he just totally smoked your Ford Fiesta man.. He's so cool..."
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