a small, quaint little group of towns in New Joisey that consists of a undiverse population. First, the "guidos and guidettes". Most of these people are 50% or less italian, but think if they eat pasta that they have claim to a popular descent that is widely accepted as attractive in New Jersey. Next, we have the asians. They overachieve and compensate for the lack of intelligence of their peers. Finally, we have the Others. These may consist of Germans, French, Irish, ect. They make up a small portion of the tiny population. These groups attend CMS, or Central Middle School, then move on the WHRHS. There most fade in to the backround unless they are willing to give it up.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
LH kid 1: Dang, the cops caught me throwing toilet paper!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!
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