Home of street robbery, ineffective policing, knife crime, a few decent tourist attractions and bad weather. Come to London, by all means, but make sure you don't leave the safety of Southbank or the City, or your Mobile Phones, Ipods, Currency, Passports, Travellers Cheques and Credit Cards will be stolen. Then you will be stabbed, the Ambulance will take half an hour to get their and the police won't even care. Noteable places to avoid: Islington(yes...the whole of it), Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Peckham, Brixton, Bermondsey.
*Walks into any of the aforementioned areas in London*
*gets mugged, stabbed to death*
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