1. A place where unemployed 40 somethings go because their kids told them about social media and their neighbor (Never even visited LinkedIn twice) recommended they check it out during small-talk. Then the unemployed 40 year old spends one afternoon making 500 connections and harassing people who haven't been back to LinkedIn in a year; with their resume.
2. A profile graveyard for entry level corporate kids who do not want to share their Facebook profile with their superiors.
3. A place where salesmen and MLM marketers pump their wares until they realize no-one ever returns or uses LinkedIn.
Bob: "Hi Jane how are you doing?"
Jane: "I'm ok, still looking for a job."
Bob: "You should go on LinkedIn, it's like a Facebook for professionals."
Jane: "Thanks, I'll check it out. My kids keep talking about social media."
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