1) Talented actress who used to be fucking hot, before she started sniffing cocaine, drinking massive amounts of alcohol and becoming anorexic.
- Guy #1: Hey dude, I know it sounds fucking gay but did you see "Mean Girls"?
- Guy #2: Yeah bro! Lindsay Lohan was too fucking hot in that movie man.
2) Hey I got some of that Lindsay Lohan, a kilo to be exact.
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