A city full of judgemental ass holes! Everyone that lives here is in competition with each other. You can never do anything right! Anything you do can and WILL be used against you in every way possible. If you move here, you better make at least 80 grand a year and have an Ecalade or Lexus or something! The people of Vegas are very materialistic. You are classified under the things you have, not who you are! It's bull shit! When I turn 18, I am getting the fuck out of here and moving to Hawaii, where I can be myself! Vegas is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: Hey!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: Wutup?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: We just bought a new car!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: What did you get?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: A Ford Focus
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: HA! Oh my God! You're a fucking faggot with a needledick! We just bought a Land Rover with 26's and a 64 foot yacht! If you ever talk to me again, I'll kick your ass! You better get the fuck out of Las Vegas!
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