The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),
and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably
a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first
one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.
This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)
Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the
No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)
Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?
Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.
Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?
Friend 3: Fuck no.
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