if towns were like family members, Lake in the Hills, Illinois is like that little brother that used to be adorable, but now is going through that really awkward and fugly stage. No one cuts the kid slack anymore because his face is really chubby and his permanent teeth resemble a "battle of epic proportions". Lake in the Hills always has a grease stain on his shirt and a big chocolate smear on his upper lip. The little brat is always whining about "subsidiary tax impositions" and "anal seepage".
Me: "Crystal Lake has officially made Lake in the Hills her bitch."
Danny: "yeah, i read that in the Herald this morning"
Me: "You were reading while a-pounding Herald?"
Danny: "I had a little down time"
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