The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.
Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE
Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!
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