1.) The man who averages 4.5 assists, which is more than Rip Hamilton, Wilt Chamberlin, Carmelo Anthony, etc.
2.) The man who, dispite being a SHOOTING GUARD, averages over 5 rebounds a game
3.) Probly the best defencive guard in the game, who made the All-NBA Team AND All-Defencive team last year
4.) The greatest player in the NBA, but will never win an MVP because people don't like him enough even to put him in the top five MVP ballot (2006 an example)
5.) A Leader on the court, who had led the youngest NBA team in the NBA to the playoffs last year (Still didn't win MVP last year)
6.) Someone that did something Jordan couldn't do, score 81 points in a game, the single greatest moment in NBA history (Still didn't win MVP)
7.) Someone who scored 61 points in 3 quarters againts the Western Conference Champion Mavericks (Still didn't win MVP)
8.) The man who was on a team that people felt were the worst team in the league (Next to the Jazz, Bobcats, and Hawks) but still got them to the playoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
9.) The man who completley shut down Steve Nash (Current MVP) in round one in the plaoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
10.) The Eventual All-Time Leading scorer
11.) Most Exsplosive player ever to play in the NBA
12.) The person that people who know nothing about basketball still consider a ballhog
13.) The man who was found INNOCENT of rape
14.) Three-Time NBA Champion
15.) Greatest Player Ever
Stupid: Kobe's a ballhog
Very Stupid: Kobe's a Rapist
Extremely Stupid: Kobe's Overated
Smart: Your all dumbasses
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