When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.
My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!
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