A thief who, in lacking finances and/or friends, has decided to resort to pirating, but can only afford a small sized personal-water craft, namely a kayak, or a canoe. A step down from "Jet Ski Pirate"
Thief: dude, bill guess what?
Thief 2: What?
Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now!
Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak...
Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now
Thief 2: *Leaves*
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