A bearded red-neck, usually resembling a lumberjack. Often works with boats and buys cheap jewelry. Typically bad drivers and have strange obsessions with bulldogs. Sometimes have tendencies to turn into pedophiles.
Radio: This JUST-IN: Justin was just seen molesting a small child.
Girl: Oh my gosh, did you see that guy Justin?
Girl 2: I totally did! I heard he broke some girl's leg with his car!
Girl 3: He looked like a bearded baboon
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