A womens' sexual disorder in where the vagina begins to morph into a penis or in semi-rare cases... a BLACK HOLE. On some occasions, lesbians have been known to accelerate the process by injecting heroine into the vaginal area. Unfortunately, the acceleration of the process can cause the disorder to accelerate out of control, causing severe erectile disfunction upon the penis forming. If you know a friend with Justin Bieber and have seen a black hole forming, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!! The only known way to treat this cure is to kill the subject carying the disorder. The only known male subject to ever have Justin Bieber is Justin Bieber. Fortunately for us, due to the fact that he is a male, the black hole will form, but the suction will only effect Justin. This will cause him to, in theory, be sucked into himself, through the hole left in his now empty groin area (though really, was there anything in there in the first place). There are 3 phases to Justin Bieber.
Phase 1: The subject will begin to notice the vaginal area beginning to tighten.
Phase 2: (24-48 hours in) Either the subject will see a small stub of a penis emerging from the vagina OR will see the vaginal hole begin to expand into a black hole.
Phase 3: (48-96 hours in) Either there will be a penis where the vagina used to be or there will be a fully formed black hole. The black hole will suck anything up, within a 20 mile radius. If you haven't killed the subject by this point, you're fucked...
(Guy): Oh fuck, my girlfriend has Justin Bieber!
(Guy2): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!!!111
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