When a physician tries to insert a q-tip into "just the tip" of a male patient's penis for std testing since the patient somehow gets so many of his dates to have sex with him despite their initial refusal.
In doctor's office
Doctor: "I will now insert this q-tip about an inch into your penis."
Man: "Like hell you won't!"
Doctor: "Aw come'on, it's "just the tip."
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