A sexy ass mothertrucker who will ruin your life with his eyes, which are bluer than a frost-bitten Smurf. He was born on a double rainbow and delivered unto this Earth on a silver unicorn ridden by God himself. A single look into his sea blue eyes will result in immediate death. First you spiral into what you believe is ultimate bliss, only to have your heart slowly crushed by millions and millions of feels. If you ever encounter this beautiful and majestic creature, stay calm. It is best if you are in control of the situation or else your feels will kill you. He is a simple creature who can be distracted by a simple pavlova or giant teddy bear. He is most commonly seen singing and/or thrusting on stage along with his wolf pack of four other males, but can also be found wandering the streets of Adelaide. Warning: do NOT be reeled in with that puppy dog face of his because you WILL become susceptible to feels. And feels kill. He will try to tempt you by pulling what is known as a 'derp' - this is merely a ruse in which he pulls a face to make him look unattractive but in fact achieving the complete opposite effect. If his first plan fails, he will lull you to sleep with the dulcet tones his voice box produces and then drown you in your own feels. He's like a mermaid that way.
Julian DeVizio is a life ruiner. He ruins lives.
My best friend met Julian DeVizio once. She's now in rehab. They're trying to teach her how to speak coherently again. All she can say is "asdfghjkl FEELS FEELS FEELS".
She saw Julian DeVizio, didn't she?
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