A real life Benjamin Button, who suffers from extreme self esteem issues and premature ejaculation. Jordan loves men's fashion, primarily Ralph Lauren Purple Label. Also he loves quiet walks on the beach and getting stood up on booty calls. He loves retailmenot and is a frequent visitor of WOOT
God Damnit you fucking Jordan Fried
Stop being such a Jordan Fried
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