When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...
"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away
ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"
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