The Jonas Brothers are not the typical pop bullshit we hear now-a-days. Their a talented band of three brothers, Nick, Joe, and Kevin, from New Jersey.
And unlike what other idiots on here said, they aren't gay, pussies, or cock-suckers. People on this site REALLY need to stop saying things like that. Not only is it rude, homo-phobic, at times sexiest, and just plain obnoxious, it also makes you sound like a 13 year old boy who just heard a cuss word for the first time. In other words, an idiot.
Once you get past the screaming fangirls and their over-exposure from Disney, this group of kids are actually quite talented. They write their own songs and have a visible passion for music. Not even famous rock stars are dedicated enough to build a recording studio on their tour bus. And to all the fangirls who the Jonas Brothers are rockstars, they aren't. Their pop, branching into poprock as of recent. They even say so themselves.
No, they aren't as good as the Beatles. They even say so. But they are actually good which is uncommon for people on the Disney Channel. They deserve much more respect than what is given to them. You go JoBros!
FanGirl:"OMJ! I LOOOVE JB! THEY ARE GODS.
ME:"No hun. They're good, not gods."
Asshole:"The hobros suck! Their faggots and their gay ass music makes my ears bleed!"
ME:"Have you ever actually listened to one of their songs?"
Asshole:"NO! Why would I listen to that shit? They're the worst fucking band ever! The only reason they're famous is because they make 12 year old girls jump out of their training bras!
Me:"If you've never listened to their music how do you know they suck? Is it because most of their fans are teenage girls? So because girls like something it must suck right? Wow. You're both homophobic AND sexiest! Good job.
Asshole:"Whatever. They're still fags."
Me: "Why are they fags?"
Asshole:"Because they dance around stage in tight-girl pants and they refuse to fuck all those fans of theirs that want to jump them."
Me: "I thought all their fans were 12? Does that mean you support stagatory rape?"
Asshole: "Huh- what, no!"
Me: "Really? Are YOU a fag then?"
Asshole: "FUCK NO!"
Me: "Well,you just contradicted yourself, but I'll move on before your primative brain starts to hurt from all the big words I'm using. Idiots like you are why so many girls love the Jonas Brothers. Because, unlike you, they're gentlemen. Which is part of the reason why they are most likely going to get laid before you do. Even with their rings. Oh, and by the way neanderthal, not all their fans are squeeling twelve year olds. Me and my friends love them and we're all 21.
Me: "I thought so."
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