An fat Asian gay guy who's into bum fun but can't do it due to his penis being the size of a cocktail sausage.
Gay guy: omg Joel Elvin gave me anal but I couldnt feel anything cause his penis is so small
Gay guys friend: oh really I heard that his dicks so small that he had to get a specially made machine to wank himself
Gay guy: hahahahahahaha
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