Usually the biggest asshole(s) in your school. Most of the teachers adore them. They tend to not get into trouble for something that if you did, you'd be raped inside out. Jocks usually yell, make noise, hot ditsy girls usually go for them, cut in line and do just about everything else thats totally uncalled for. Jocks also push you around, but then their day comes when they played football and wrestled all their high school days, and I step out side, and my lawn is freshly mowed, and the same jock who was an asshole then, and still is, is putting his lawn mower back on his truck and telling me "Good Morning Sir".
Principal: "Your not a jock!!!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!"
Student: "Yes sir (sadly)...i'll only go to Yale and become very wealthy and have a great life."
Principal: "YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT!!!! .......Now....I will molest you."
Student: "Noooo no I'll change.....I will....I wanna have gay locker room sex with the other football players!!!!"
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