Something you blame something.
1) "Ow. I just stubbed my toe. The Jews must be behind this."
2) "My microwave toaster oven just broke, it must have been the Jews."
3) "My dog just died, this must be the work of the Jews."
4) "I just got my license suspended, the Jews are behind this."
5) "I wet my bed, this is because of the Jews."
6) "My hard drive froze because of the Jews."
7) "I almost drowned in a swimming pool, this is the Jews' doing."
8) "I was 15 minutes late to work because of the Jewish religion."
9) "I'm allergic to cats due to there being Jews."
10) I didn't shower today and now I smell because of the Jews.
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