A figurative card used by Jews to guilt people/get out of a situation.
David: Ms. Stewart, I can't take the test tomorrow because --
Ms. Stewart: (Sighs) Lemme guess. You have ANOTHER Jewish holiday this week?
David: Actually, no. I'm just going on a vacation to Florida. I'm not using my Jew Card this time...
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