A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock!!! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................
Listen to how much better these famous lines sound when the name Jeremy is inserted:
"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."
"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
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