Currently sported by the Hipster, the Ironic Mustache resembles that of a Wild West Bartender. Large and long, it starts out thick then tapers down to curled, pointy, rounded, waxed tips. The Ironic Mustache can stand alone or be accompanied by a burly beard. Look for one, they're currently all around you...
Yuppie- "Hey, what's up with that dude over there with the crazy mustache?"
Yuppie's friend- "Oh that's a Hipster and that's actually called an Ironic Mustache!"
See great examples of an Ironic Mustache in the Hipster video "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube.
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