When a guy beats off to so much Internet porn that he's useless in bed or uninterested in real sex.
Girl: My boyfriend's never interested in sex anymore. I think it's because he watches too much porn online.
Guy: Your boyfriend has Internet dick. Invest in a vibrator.
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