A religion that adheres to the belief that when you die, you are reincarnated as a Space Turtle. Non-believers are reincarnated as Space Frogs, to be tortured by the Turtles for the rest of eternity. The leader of the Space Turtles is Space Buddha, who is a fat orange man with horns and dark blue rags around his waist. He regulates Frog torture and gives the Space Turtles their penthouse suites in space.
Don't fuck with me, I practice Impossiblism.
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