A large quantity of pepper spray administered directly to the motherfucking face, a la UC Davis Occupy protesters.
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"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
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