After taking a dump; your first wipe of toilet paper is clean. It's literally like pulling an ace. No more cards from the dealer needed...
"My friend comes out of the bathroom, so i casually asked him, 'did you pull an ace?'. He smiled and said yes!' proudly. 'I pulled an Ace!'"
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