The legendary bull god of squash. Does not need to do anything for himself. Jokes are similar to chuck norris jokes.
"horus doesn't need practice, practice needs horus."
"Horus doesn't run, the ground moves under him."
"Horus hits the ball so hard when you see it its on its way back"
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