Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.
"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."
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