Before receiving head, you shave your pubs and keep them close by, (preferably a night stand or in hand) then when your done getting dome you bust all around her mouth and sprinke the pubs on her face. This will create the appearance of a luxurious beard, much like that of Abraham Lincoln.
I picked up some dirty skank and gave her the honest abe. She pepper sprayed me immediately after
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