Homelanding- Verb- To homeland. Derives from the Television Series Homeland: The act of ejaculating adjacent to one's spouse or significant other on a carpeted floor. The recipient must be nude and preferably crying while kneeling on the ground. Absolutely NO EYE-CONTACT during said act. After ejaculation, the participant must immediately fall asleep, leaving the partner in agonizing tears. However, if the partner fails to cry, the act is not warranted.
So how was your first date?
"I took her to Outback Steakhouse and then one thing led to another and I ended up homelanding that bitch!"
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