Another one of Abercrombie and Fitch's evil ploys to get people to buy their crap. The lighting is too dim (or maybe it only exists in the Hollister store I went in?), almost too conducive to strangers in heat to make out on top of their ugly wannabe polos and nothing-special tops. Whoever said that everyone who can't stand Hollister is fat and ugly? To that mindless pie, go on clone yourself like the others. Get married inside Hollister. Name your kid Hollister. Put up your own Hollister store and live in it. Whatever you do, we're not the ones who are gonna look stupid. Maybe it would help if for a second, you'd think about what you're really paying for.
Tess: OMG, I am so moving to the west coast!
Dani: Whaaat!? Which state?
Tess: California! I know, right!?
Dani: OMG, that's really hot. Where in California?
Tess: Inglewood. Wait, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dani: I think I am!
Tess: I should totally shop at Hollister so I could blend in with their west coast style!
Dani: Tess, you are such a genius!
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