The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
George: So what's he doing?
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