Hippie: hip•pie also hip•py, n. pl. hip•pies: An individual who wants to be different and thus chooses to dress like everyone else who wants to be different. They are characterized by an extreme break with reality and logic, empathy for Josef Stalin and Karl Marx and a smell that is equal parts unwashed crotch, feces and Patchouli. Hippies find it distasteful, even conformist to engage in activities like regular bathing, hair washing, teeth brushing or shaving, leading to the often mistaken impression that many hippie women have Buckwheat in a headlock. Hippie style can be characterized as ‘Dumpster Chic’ and includes a generally out of date, ill fitting and stench ridden assortment of random fabrics and beads that the Salvation Army wouldn’t even give a tax receipt for. Finally, hippies are noted for their advocacy of free love and free money, largely due to the fact that because of their smell, they rely heavily on each being ‘free’.
Patrick could smell the hippie coming before he saw him and, as usual, heard him ask for money. All you wanna do is slap a hippie...
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